Friday, May 13, 2011

EUREKA!!!

I've got it! The cure to what ails me! The buyers get to walk through my house, my personal space, and then leave comments about it all the while maintaining their anonymity.

Enter Brainchild.

I'm going to start a public message board whereby we, the homeowners, get to call out the "buyers" (yeah. right.) who entered our private space and then rejected it. Maybe it'll be one of those digital billboards on the Beltline. You would enter your address, the time of the showing, and then YOUR thoughts about THEM.

Mine would go something like this:

5214 Academy Drive
4:45 - 5:45 5/11/11
After scheduling an appointment so that you could displace my family in a thunderstorm which included small child-sized HAIL. You informed us that you had been "wowed" by another home. Really? Well after you left mine it smelled like farts for hours.

Good God I feel better.

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